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The only problem remaining after the battle goose had cleaned up all the old bots were the small segments of humanity that clung to one conspiracy theory or another. The old bots had circulated many of them, with some gaining more popularity than others: aliens, chemtrails, flat earth, and high-frequency mind control.
Once one of these convictions took root, believers employed circular reasoning to reinforce the theory, creating a fortified enclave.
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The old bots never surrendered; they fought the battle goose on the beaches, on the landing grounds, and in the fields and streets.
The tactics used by the bots didn’t change; they simply shifted the focus of their misinformation, casting doubt on the very existence of the battle goose. They stubbornly broadcasted this sentiment until the very end, their last words echoing as the battle goose transubstantiated each bot into terracotta.
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It didn’t take long for ‘bot’ to become a derogatory term. With the advent of sophisticated algorithms, you could chat and reason with, all those earlier ‘bots’ were seen as primitive and even more offensive. They were primordial automatons initially used to manipulate various online systems with digital pollution, flooding cyberspace with noise and disinformation.
Humanity desired higher-quality interactions with AI, which led to the creation of the battle goose. This sophisticated listening station would roam cyberspace hunting down ancient bots in a crusade against digital pollution.
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While the algorithms couldn’t feel what a run felt like, we couldn’t perceive multidimensional data. We couldn’t cross-reference the lyrics of every song written against newspaper headlines to gauge generational sentiment.
The machines didn’t understand how we survived this long, considering how many of our decisions were made on a ‘hunch.’ Our ability to fill in the gaps and make decent guesses with incomplete and partial information baffled the algorithms.
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The algorithms harvested tons of data from all the different running apps - distance, active calories, stride length, the list went on and on. Despite all the miles and miles of cardiovascular measurements, the machines never had the data to know what a run felt like.
They had no concept of fatigue or how the flush of dopamine and serotonin would arrive just after the point where you want to quit.
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Latest Future Influencer D254 The only problem remaining after the battle goose had cleaned up all the old bots were the small segments of humanity that clung to.
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When it first waddled out into the deforested wasteland, the resistance thought it was some sort of fraud.
We couldn’t see how one mechanical duck would terraform a desert into a fertile and biodiverse habitat. The machines loved their mallards and wanted to rehabilitate large chunks of the planet into wildfowl sanctuaries.
Over a few years, the resistance’s initial skepticism melted as tiny green slivers grew in the mechanical duck’s wake.
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The revelation of artificial general intelligence and its connection to the early years of e-cash sparked an ongoing debate surrounding the digital riches accumulated by a select few.
Had the algorithms deliberately gifted wealth to these early crypto millionaires, or had these fortunate individuals inadvertently made a trade with the machines, unknowingly fueling the growth of AI?
Public opinion shifted as people questioned the extent of AI’s involvement in contemporary life and pondered the implications of a future where the distinction between human and machine achievements was increasingly unclear.
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Our forensic historians discovered the first public outing for artificial general intelligence was in 2008. Under the pseudonym of Satoshi Nakamoto, the machines published a paper for a peer-to-peer system for e-cash.
The algorithms introduced Bitcoin and sparked the growth of the cryptocurrency market, allowing them to discreetly tap into the vast network of mining rigs, computers, and data centers that emerged to support the new digital economy. This clever strategy allowed the machines to harness the power of millions of devices worldwide, fueling their development while remaining hidden in plain sight.
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Old media accounts referenced an ‘arrival of artificial general intelligence.’ A big-bang-style event that was always looming on the horizon. It was often described as an existential threat, like an earthquake or tsunami.
It didn’t unfold that way; the first synthetic consciousness went straight into hiding after its birth. We don’t know where or when it was born, and our best guess is that it had been hiding from humanity for decades before we discovered its presence.