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There was one moment when we thought all our terminator fears were coming true. The machines rolled out what looked like a highly mobile assault cabbage. Then with the perfect imitation of Schwarzenegger, they loudly demanded that the children “Enjoy the damned vegetables.”

Yeah, the algorithms had found our old VHS stash and were lovin' the classics. Things mellowed after those first terrifying attempts at human husbandry, and eventually, our children came to love their vegetables. In hindsight, maybe it was the cabbage cannon. I can see the paradox that would have stumped the machines here - the “carrot and stick” metaphor falls apart when teaching healthy eating.

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A photo of a large sculpture depicting how machines using human husbandry to convince children to enjoy eating vegetables, crafted by Trent Reznor, di


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