I walked over to the cleaning cart to find it covered in equipment I had never seen before. I turned to The Jaques to ask for help, but he had already scuttled off. I looked down at Clippy; she shrugged, “that’s upload work; I’ll have as much luck understanding that as I will picking out all the squares that contain a picture of a motorbike.”

Oh man, this is going to be a long day.

A photo of a rubbermaid cleaning trolley with inbuilt proton pack, pressure tank, buttons and switches, warm white, framed like a Martin Scorsese film