“What the hell? What is with all the umbrellas if the rain doesn’t make you wet? Aren’t they pointless?”

Clippy stopped mid-bounce, and a huge grin broke out on her face. “Oh, that’s the ultimate flex. You know you’ve made it when you can spend clams on something as useless as an umbrella.”

That figures, in a weird way, I guess. “So, uh, where are we going?”

“Look at Mr. Questions over here, not so shy anymore, huh? We’re gonna get you a hardware wallet, so you’ve got someplace to stash clams.”

Clippy continued to bounce down the street as I stared after her in bewilderment.

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A high-end cyberpunk umbrella status symbol, framed like a Wes Anderson film, digital art
A high-end cyberpunk umbrella status symbol, framed like a David Fincher film, digital art
A high-end cyberpunk umbrella status symbol, framed like a Wes Anderson film, digital art