The algorithms devoted massive volumes of computing power toward analyzing the moonwalk. They simulated it and derived exabytes and exabytes worth of joint parameters with inverse kinematics. It was the sort of analysis the machines loved, as it was how they imagined humanity grappled with the existential void.

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A photo of a large sculpture depicting the inverse kinematics the machines used to reverse engineer moonwalking through life


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